Tennessee: 14, LSU: 21

I remember saying to people, "I'd rather get blown out than have a chance to win it and lose". Well, I lied. I'd rather win. You would have thought holding LSU to one (that's right) offensive touchdown would have lead to a victory. Well, it didn't. And since it didn't, I feel nothing but resentment and anger at the two people responsible. Eric Ainge, for playing like a douche. And God, for making life like this (douche being already taken). Here's to setting up P.J. Hill's Heisman campaign for next year at the Outback bowl! On the plus side: The official name of my first born son will be Robert "Eric Berry" McConnell--that is assuming Berry doesn't blow out his knee in the pre-season next year. If that happens, it's back to my original idea: Robert "Mega Millions" McConnell.